We're number 1...well, 50...womp...womp

I'm talking Life Expectancy Rates. I cop'd these stats from the cia.gov

For more information or to see the complete chart - go here: https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/rankorder/2102rank.html

Country Comparison :: Life expectancy at birth

This entry contains the average number of years to be lived by a group of people born in the same year, if mortality at each age remains constant in the future. The entry includes total population as well as the male and female components. Life expectancy at birth is also a measure of overall quality of life in a country and summarizes the mortality at all ages. It can also be thought of as indicating the potential return on investment in human capital and is necessary for the calculation of various actuarial measures. To see the top 50 countries and their life expectancy, click read more Rank country (years) Date of Information

1 Monaco 89.73 2011 est. 2 Macau 84.41 2011 est. 3 San Marino 83.01 2011 est. 4 Andorra 82.43 2011 est. 5 Japan 82.25 2011 est. 6 Guernsey 82.16 2011 est. 7 Singapore 82.14 2011 est. 8 Hong Kong 82.04 2011 est. 9 Australia 81.81 2011 est. 10 Italy 81.77 2011 est. 11 Jersey 81.38 2011 est. 12 Canada 81.38 2011 est. 13 France 81.19 2011 est. 14 Spain 81.17 2011 est. 15 Switzerland 81.07 2011 est. 16 Sweden 81.07 2011 est. 17 Israel 80.96 2011 est. 18 Iceland 80.90 2011 est. 19 Anguilla 80.87 2011 est. 20 Bermuda 80.71 2011 est. 21 Cayman Islands 80.68 2011 est. 22 Isle of Man 80.64 2011 est. 23 New Zealand 80.59 2011 est. 24 Liechtenstein 80.31 2011 est. 25 Norway 80.20 2011 est. 26 Ireland 80.19 2011 est. 27 Germany 80.07 2011 est. 28 United Kingdom 80.05 2011 est. 29 Jordan 80.05 2011 est. 30 Greece 79.92 2011 est. 31 Saint Pierre and Miquelon 79.87 2011 est. 32 Austria 79.78 2011 est. 33 Faroe Islands 79.72 2011 est. 34 Malta 79.72 2011 est. 35 Netherlands 79.68 2011 est. 36 Luxembourg 79.61 2011 est. 37 Belgium 79.51 2011 est. 38 Virgin Islands 79.33 2011 est. 39 Finland 79.27 2011 est. 40 Turks and Caicos Islands 79.11 2011 est. 41 Korea, South 79.05 2011 est. 42 Wallis and Futuna 78.98 2011 est. 43 Puerto Rico 78.92 2011 est. 44 European Union 78.82 2010 est. 45 Bosnia and Herzegovina 78.81 2011 est. 46 Saint Helena, Ascension, and Tristan da Cunha 78.76 2011 est. 47 Gibraltar 78.68 2011 est. 48 Denmark 78.63 2011 est. 49 Portugal 78.54 2011 est. 50 United States 78.37 2011 est.