Eat...Drink...And Be-Yonce

This blog should be called "Eat...Drink...And Be-Yonce", because I am freaking obsessed with Beyonce. Like I am childhood fan obsessed - like if I saw her - I'd cry. Point blank period. That's why I respect these children for keeping it together, because your girl, this chick right HERE (third-person ridiculousness - yes, I know) WOULD HAVE FALLEN OWT. Do you hear me? Like for real - I would have acted a like a dang-on certified foo- (yes, I purposefully dropped the "l" - it's not one of my many editing issues). All this to say, don't surprise me with a meeting with Beyonce (for my (nonexistent) friends with connects), if you not ready for fireworks.