D.P.W.F
I know what I want to BE... I want to be a full time
Do-Gooder, Party-Planning, Side-Writer Friend
Do-Gooder, Party-Planning, Side-Writer Friend
Job description:
Compensation & Benefits: Amazing benefits (esp. dentistry - three caps a year paid for), crazy pay (so that you can treat all of your "guests") and shopping sprees at Target (got to look sharp)
- The D.P.W.F is responsible for hanging out with cool people, have fabulous convos over treats for about three hours throughout the day.
- The D.P.W.F must keep secrets of all friends and love all friends for who they are
- There are no superficial expectations allowed
- For an hour each day the D.P.W.F will also host people on her fabulous pink patio over tall glasses of lemonade and homemade treats.
- She will be responsible of writing stories for her blog and books
- She will do something for her community, whether: drive older ladies around, hang out at the nursing home, read to small children, hold babies in incubators, bake for soldiers, create meals for families in need, go shopping with a lonely bride, sit for hours with the sick, give out money to successful organizations, help older people on and off the train, everyday
- The rest of her day, she will plan extravagant events for family, friends, major government and nonprofit organizations.
Compensation & Benefits: Amazing benefits (esp. dentistry - three caps a year paid for), crazy pay (so that you can treat all of your "guests") and shopping sprees at Target (got to look sharp)
PLEASE SIGN ME UP FOR THIS JOB!
