DEAR LIFE,

YOU ARE MOVING TOO FAST!!! I need a moment to breath... to take it reaallllllllllllyyyyyyy slow.

Perhaps, I need a time machine. What do you think about a time machine, Life?

I'm going to cuddle up in the time machine with a big cup of vanilla chamomile tea with honey and cream and press the pause button.

I just need to make sure that machine has no windows, so I cannot watch as everyone runs by with their vente lattes and BIG plans. That will just push me to want to get up and keep up... and I am tired of that.

In fact, time machine or no time machine, Life - I am giving up on trying to keep up - I just want to go my speed. So please slow down....

Love,

Shelby